The Ghouls' Farmstand: A Cozy Comic Horror Fantasy Novel (The Ember Years Book 1)

Perfect for lovers of Terry Pratchett's Discworld, the undead mayhem of What We Do in the Shadows, Christopher Moore's worldly wit, and the weird fun of Sookie Stackhouse.A demented Alchemyst.An outraged Faërie queen. And Benny and Gus, ghouls with a goal . . .. . . which will probably get everybody killed.Two hapless ghouls hatch a plan that's equal parts brilliant and bananas: a roadside farmstand selling irresistible, uncanny produce. Inspired by a pilfered motivational DVD (courtesy of a dearly departed human), these drippy, decaying pals dream of striking it rich.But when a mad scientist makes a fateful discovery, a popular author is poisoned, and an entire suburb loses its ever-loving mind, will Benny and Gus survive?And more important, will anybody else?You'll love this witty comic fantasy, because who doesn't want to read about Chicagoland being overrun by eldritch horrors?This cozy comic fantasy is a gleeful gallop through a hidden world of cannibalistic entrepreneurs, alchemical tomatoes, and a debonair vampire pirate. It'll leave you hungry for more.Buy now, buy now!