
Added on January 12, 2026
William Warrick is pure evil, and also my husband.Be careful what you write on a Taco Bell napkin in high school. Committing to a marriage pact beside a Mild sauce stain normally isn’t contractually binding.Unless, of course, your signature winds up next to the signature of a future billionaire CEO, who is 100% serious, 100% certifiably grumpy, and 100% the kind of person to make 30-day Valentine activities at his fancy office building mandatory.Let’s just say, Liam’s secret stuffed animal collection can attest to his obsession with cute things; according to him, I’m the cutest thing he’s ever seen; and, now that the napkin terms are met, I’m his.All. His.For at least one year.Unwillfully Wed to My Valentine is a closed-door romantic comedy with plenty of swoon and sizzle, but none of the spice. Welcome to the first novel in the EverStorm universe, featuring marriage pacts, he falls first, and forced proximity.
Yeah no, What in the wattpad was this.The mmc is just plain creepy he’s obsessed with Barbie’s and keeps thinking about his wife as a Barbie and wanting to play dress up…like no it’s giving creepyFmc, she’s SOO short and small and don’t worry we’re reminded every five seconds. Also her bedroom is like a gothic castle and she wears gothic dresses and tiaras…newsflash you’re 26🤦♀️. Dnf 21%
What the frick was even that
Cutie. Style: First person present, dual POVStress Level: LowEnding: HEAHeat Level: Fade-to-black, innuendos, no cursing, sensual description, mentions of sexNotable Tropes: Marriage pact, forced proximity, billionaire, childhood frenemies to lovers, opposites attract, only one bed, he falls first, workplaceTriggers: 100% pure evil male lead (with a stuffed animal collection, of doom), therapy jokes(All these expectations are copied straight from Camilla’s book— you can always trust her to set h